Drug Dealin’ Pimp Mobiles

“Are you serious?” I simply couldn’t believe my ears. Partly shocked. Partly surprised. It’s not every day someone offers to give away an almost brand new car. A short while earlier, I started talking to this gentleman. Mike. Never met him before. We did the usual light chit chat. I made a comment about my […]

All Good Things

Sometimes, the sadness is too hard to hold. I watched this show called “Six Feet Under”. It was the last episode, the series finale, during the last 5 minutes that made me ball like a baby. For those who haven’t watched the show, “Six Feet Under” was a show that focused on a family who […]

80 Year Old Children

“Where are you?” I’m fighting not to scream. “I’ve been worried sick!” When people ask how old my parents are, I always say “In their 70’s.” This year I got a bit of sticker shock. I realized they are in their 80’s. And have been for a few years. 70’s don’t feel old to me. […]

Coq Au Vin. A la Cliff.

I use to be really big into cooking.  Not sure why I gave it up. This recipe is based on Julia Child’s recipe for Coq Au Vin.  Of course it’s not the real Coq Au Vin.  That takes standing by a stove all day and a really, really tough old rooster. Ingredients: 1 Bottle Red […]

My First Time Was Horrible

From my email from last week (see below), Joan writes: I love it, love it when the bad guys get caught. Bad guys have multiplied. This statement is so true. That one article I referenced last week, nearly 100 brokerages are under investigation for violating federal law. Average 50 agents per brokerage, that’s 5,000 agents […]

‘Tis the Season

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This Isn’t Cool. At all.

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My Broken Nose

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